thiis iis iioudas iiscarii when IOUDASISCARIs full
oh riight
remiinds me that II need 2 unfollow advoca on thiis blog 2
before they explode at each other agaiin and II have 2 watch

oh riight

remiinds me that II need 2 unfollow advoca on thiis blog 2

before they explode at each other agaiin and II have 2 watch

vvoldemora:

ioudaspostlimit replied to your post:

gee„ wouldnt iit be niice 2 be able 2 use a fiire makiing spell iin real liife?? and wiithout even haviing 2 use a wand or fakey fake magiic?? …. OH WAIIT!!!! pziioniicz repreZENT!!

an you wwere callin ME a douchebag

wwoww

go get culled

ahahahah!!

the fact that II thiink youre a douchebag iin now way iimpliies that IIm not one 2

running to grab dinner, back in 10 min or so

asktricksterhelmsman:

ioudaspostlimit:

well then youre straiight up wrong

==> Yep, there’s ice cream on your shirt.
==> When he’s done nuzzling you you’ll take it off.

==> Mun has forgotten if Madhur’s shirt is off yet, what was its condition again 

> Everyone’s clothes are still on, as far as I know.

> Return to your ice cream and all its sour frosty delectability.

> How you don’t get brain freeze is a miracle.

> Lick the bottom of the bowl and twist your head to look back at him, grinning.

==> And while he finishes, you get shirtless!

==> You reach a hand under the bottom of his shirt, running your fingertips over his stomach, right above his pants.

soooo

==> You lick a bit of ice cream of his chin.
==> And we’re talking a big gross slobbery lick.
==> Psii, cut that out, my god.

what next?? 

L6IK ‘6NEY 6N W6NNA ‘EM ‘6NEY DIPPY FIN9S

thepr6di9alsun:

==> Oh hot damn

Y-YEA IT’S
MMMHH IT’S ‘ELPIN KEEP 96IN
==> Helping you go from about 40% horny all the way back to up 100% that is
==> The needle is on full baby

==> You start stroking his horns, one in each fist without really realizing you’re doing it
==> …I think you need to be a little lower with that but hey, horn job, sure, why not
==> Knock yourself out

H-HEY C6ME…C-C6ME BACK UP ‘ERE PLEAAASE?
LESS ‘AVE S6ME SNU99LES, W6T

==> Also let’s have that leg back between yours
==> That was really nice, you miss that
==> Plus you’re really close to grinding against his face and even in the depths of your drunken stupor you know that would stop all the nice things that are happening
==> The plan is to make more nice things happen, not less!
==> BUT HOW
==> Think Yashua think

==> Having horns about as sensitive as teeth, you totally fail to react to the horn stroking!

n no no

ii cant come up yet

ii thiink

ii thiink

ii almozt got the problem fiixed

==> By that you mean you think you made it worse, but in a way that will make it better.
==> Drunk logic.
==> You THINK what you need to do is rub harder.
==> Yeeeah that’ll do it. 

asktricksterhelmsman:

ioudaspostlimit:

==> You keep your arms around him, one on his shoulder, one on his waist.

IIm not kiiddiing
you ARE good lookiing„ you know that?? 

> Pull your head out of the bowl and nuzzle against him contentedly.

> There might be ice cream on Psii’s shirt now, oops.

ii don’t thiink 2o~

well then youre straiight up wrong

==> Yep, there’s ice cream on your shirt.
==> When he’s done nuzzling you you’ll take it off.

==> Mun has forgotten if Madhur’s shirt is off yet, what was its condition again 

neeyanlichty:

asktricksterhelmsman:

> Stand up stiffly, feeling out the edge of the couch before sitting down and leaning against him, on the basis that touching him and knowing where he is is preferable to darkness.

eventually everyone wiill 2ee that ii’ve gone 2iir

b-but ii don’t thiink ii’ll be able two leave any tiime 2oon ii’ll 2tay

>You let him lean against you. It’s sort of an ego boost, and it doesn’t hurt that you know that he can’t see shit, thanks to you. You put your hand on his shoulder just because you can.

I’m sure they will. I’m also sure that no one knows where I live, apart from Luxi. So I suppose that I will have to let you go soon, or at least until I can find someplace to send you. You can’t teleport like this, can you?

Either way, I’m sure you can stay for awhile before we have to worry about anything, wouldn’t you agree?

>And you just lean closer to him in the most threatening way possible.

They’re getting so friendly.

I’m half expecting them to talk about the weather next.

Y’know, in the most traumatizing, threatening way possible.

bigfatburritos:

Hufflepuff common room near the kitchen?
I GOT AN IDEA
WE GO
DIG A WHOLE FROM THE DORM
ALL THE WALL TO THE KITCHEN
ITS GONNA WORK, WATCH

and here II fiigured we already had one

bigfatburritos:

Hufflepuff common room near the kitchen?

I GOT AN IDEA

WE GO

DIG A WHOLE FROM THE DORM

ALL THE WALL TO THE KITCHEN

ITS GONNA WORK, WATCH

and here II fiigured we already had one

KK II want 2 hug you oh my god

KK II want 2 hug you oh my god

k6rk9t:

catalyticcatharsis:

ioudaspostlimit:

==> Did Makena just attempt to slam.
==> You crack up. 

==> People often react like this on the rare occasions you break out of your shell. You can never tell if they’re laughing at that or whatever it is you did or said.
//// …it wass not that bad, wass it?

BADGERS REPRESENTPsii be quiet that was great!
==> NOPE YOU’RE STILL LAUGHING==> LAUGHING FOREVER==> CAN’T HELP IT 

k6rk9t:

catalyticcatharsis:

ioudaspostlimit:

==> Did Makena just attempt to slam.

==> You crack up. 


==> People often react like this on the rare occasions you break out of your shell. You can never tell if they’re laughing at that or whatever it is you did or said.

//// …it wass not that bad, wass it?

BADGERS REPRESENT
Psii be quiet that was great!

==> NOPE YOU’RE STILL LAUGHING
==> LAUGHING FOREVER
==> CAN’T HELP IT